I'm 23. I love my family. I am absolutely 100% in love with my fiancé!! He proposed on 4.2.11 at Sunset Beach in Cape May, NJ. We hope to set the date for sometime in the fall of 2013 or 2014. I have 2 wonderful and adorable cats named Sarah and Belle, as well as a cute chocolate lab dog named Sadie. I want to pursue a career with the FBI or government of some kind. I ultimately want to help people. I love music. I couldn't go a day without listening to it.
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK
reblogging this because even though it freaked me the eff out it was still the most epic one of these i’ve ever done.
I squealed when he whispered, OH GOD I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING
I WAS GIGGLING TOO
My mom came in and thought I was crying, then I made her sit down and do this too c:
My room is full of invisible people. This is terrifying.
On a funny note I had my earbuds in the wrong ears, so they said the wrong sides xD
That actually tickled!!!
that last part, oh my ;)
oh my god what the fuck is this
Haha!! That was cool!
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Um….
(Source: awesomaticeric)
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
I currently look like this:
I just want to look like this:
But I’m always like:
we’ll always remember › harry potter
take a moment, to those who suffered in this battle, to those who were not afraid of fear anymore, and to those who fought and died for their friends.
